Author: splatterpictures
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Battle Royale (When something’s good you copy it and hope nobody notices)
This weekend will see the release of the much anticipated Hunger Games. At least other media tells me it’s much anticipated. I just assume they mean anticipated by someone other than me. It’s probably no coincidence that this week also marks the BlueRay release of Battle Royale, a film that needs no introduction to genre…
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Tokyo Zombie
Sometimes when I grab something off the DVD shelf I never know what I’m going get. I had a feeling about Tokyo Zombie: A movie with Jiu-Jitsu, zombies and comedy? Sold! While I’m the first to admit that with all of the over-saturation of the zombie genre in the last few years I tend to…
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Helldriver (I dig it I dig it!)
To think back on my life before Helldriver I have some hard realizations to come to terms with. For example, before Helldriver I’d never seen a woman use a zombie’s spine like a stripper poll. I’d also never seen a car made entirely of zombies, be driven by another zombie but I’m getting ahead of…
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The Raven (Quoth the Studio “Cha Ching”)
Sometimes I feel like Edgar Allen Poe would love to know just how many gothy teenagers lust after him more than a hundred years after he died. Anyways, film is taking a stab (unintentional pun) at his works but instead of a direct or loosely adapted take on one of his stories they are doing…
